dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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