I should be sponsored by Trojan
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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