So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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