We're like a lot better than the average bears
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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