does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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