Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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