How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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