4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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