I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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