We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Bring me that man meat
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
