it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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