One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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