That's intense
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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