kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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