Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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