I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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