So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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