Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out