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I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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(270): I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you. http://tfl.nu/x17f

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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

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(203): We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won. http://tfl.nu/1h1c

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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.

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(914): Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life. http://tfl.nu/7q9y

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(903): View more from Texas

Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

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Me specifically?

(903): View more from Texas

Yep.

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(903): Today in psych we learned that you are a whore. (1-314): Me specifically? (903): Yep. http://tfl.nu/w818

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(650): View more from California

after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you

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(650): after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you http://tfl.nu/blf7

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(517): View more from Michigan

the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.

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(517): the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy. http://tfl.nu/ah1s

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(281): View more from Texas

It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.

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(281): It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms. http://tfl.nu/ibyd

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(406): View more from Montana

I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

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(406): I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name. http://tfl.nu/y6iz

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(206): View more from Washington

Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.

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Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?

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(206): Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now. (1-206): Auto correct or actual 3rd graders? http://tfl.nu/qie2

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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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(586): Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed? http://tfl.nu/l7cc

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(210): View more from Texas

im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!

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(210): im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!! http://tfl.nu/zroi

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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.

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(920): I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign. http://tfl.nu/97x1

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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.

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(464): He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit. http://tfl.nu/lyxm

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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms

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(775): I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms http://tfl.nu/bwoh

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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless

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(949): When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless http://tfl.nu/xa8r

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