You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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