just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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