So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Even my vagina gasped.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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