so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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