Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
no more duck duck goose at the bar
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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