I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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