We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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