I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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