69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's not a walk of shame if you run
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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