he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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