You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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