I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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