Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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