We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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