Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
