when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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