I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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