Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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