when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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