The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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