I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Everyone says I win the strip club
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Randomize
