Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I believe in your delicious
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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