Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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