there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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