Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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