I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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