I wanna passion pit in your ass
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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