I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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