So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
