I only kidnapped one of them. chill
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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