the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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