Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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