Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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