And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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