Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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