normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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