Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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