never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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