Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I still have a little drunk in my system
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
