Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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