Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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