Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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