I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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