I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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