I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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