If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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